Beer, beets, chocolate and porn: A Valentine's Day guide

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You'll find no shortage of Valentine's Day guidance these days and, as nauseating as some of it may be (we're thinking of you, Walgreens, and your "personal gift advisors"), we've found some palatable advice from three of our fellow alternative newspapers.

1. Fast Forward Weekly looks to create sparks through aphrodisiacs like beer and chocolate.

2. Dan Savage's "Savage Love" column offers a Valentine's Day special that leads off with, of course, a question about porn.

3. Willamette Week gets all Cosmo on us and lists 50 ways to please your lover. (Sample: Sex educator Felice Shays satisfies her lover "with her teeth." Hmmm.)

Lastly, you're probably already aware of Ari LeVaux's column this week, which suggests saying I love you with a beet cake. Odd, but it beets a box of chocolates. (Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.)

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