Best Pot Strain Name

Staff Pick

Wouldn’t it be nice if the names of your pharmacological options were more creative? The brand name for fluoxetine, for example, should be something like “Jubilicious,” not Prozac. We think Big Pharma should take a cue from the medical marijuana industry, which markets strains with names such as Chunky Cheese, Moonshine Rocket Fuel, Optimus Prime, Stinky Pinky, and Connie Chung. Our favorite name, though, after consulting with a few caregivers around town, is Mental Floss. We can’t vouch for its effects, but it sounds exactly like the kind of brain evacuator we’re looking for after a long day at the Indy.


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