But here's another idea: take out your frustrations in a free online game!
"Pothole Panic" allows you to "get your revenge" against "public enemy number one" by virtually filling potholes on a busy street. I like to think that busy street is Sixth, near the university. Or maybe Hillview. But make it your own and have fun.
(Alternately, if you're sick of dodging those mammoth canyons—or dodging the cars that are dodging those mammoth canyons—and want to do something a wee bit more constructive than play a free online game, you can always call the city at 552-6360 to report a pothole.)