The Exploding Bin Laden Noggin




This is one of the hottest firework items this year.

At least, that's according to the young man working the counter at the wholesale outlet near Gray Wolf Peak Casino.

The "Exploding Bin Laden Noggin" incinerates Bin Laden's head in a fiery blaze and, when it's flamed out, you're supposed to kick it into water. Get it?

This paper terrorist has been around for a couple years, but the young man said this year, after Bin Laden's death, he's been hard to keep in stock. It costs $1.

Happy Fourth of July. We'll have updates to the blog throughout the day for those of you bored at work or tired of all this nice weather.

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