When: Thu., Jan. 16, 7 p.m. 2014
Bring your inner goddess along (but keep her away from the Shock Top, gurl can't handle her drink) for Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody, a musical take on the book that your cousin in Iowa is obsessed with. Wilma. Doors at 7 PM, show at 8. $35.50. Tickets at jadepresents.com, Rockin Rudy's and 866-300-8300.